The advice of the hour

Open it immediately!!! Assume nothing! I have a warrant out for my arrest RIGHT NOW at $1,000 bail. In my bank account.... I have... $9. Life is grand Sign in to see full entry.

through the entire night, and then waiting until 6:45AM to eat again! I recommend taking a food break around 3 maybe 4AM -- I say this only because I know that my fellow bloggers are addicts as well, and may neglect feelings of hunger, bladder tension, and bowel pressure for hours at a time in order... Sign in to see full entry.

POSI-TALKING Think of it as your born right. You have every right and ability to talk to yourself mentally. We allow others to talk to us all of the time, instilling ideas such as “your hair is messed up” or “you look exhausted” into our subconscious minds. Instead of listening to these negative... Sign in to see full entry.

Now, if you are always constipated, I recommend you start adding a lot of fiber to your diet, but If you are like me and only get constipated once in a while... here is a sure-fire way to get that colon loosened. COFFEE. Drink at least 2 cups, more if u drink coffee a lot. This will speed up your... Sign in to see full entry.

You might just get the answer... Poor Drew caught me in a bit of a whirlwind. A simple "whats new?" turned into a 30minute rant about all of the crap I have to get done... I really didn't mean to put him through that but it was him or the cat and the cat doesn't assure you that its listening with a... Sign in to see full entry.

on a wet deck for an hour, smoking and talking to your friend... I think I'm getting sick.... lol Sign in to see full entry.

unless you are utterly ALONE. Doing so otherwise may cause a serious rift to come between you and those you are driving with. This is ESPECIALLY bad in the dead of winter when opening the window includes frostbite for the whole family! (or friends...) Sign in to see full entry.

I made the mistake of forgetting to let zach out before I left for the XMAS party... OOOOPPPPPSSSSS!!!!!!! that cat LOVES to piss under my desk. Now I'm all stuffed up because the floor smells like FEBREEZE. ICK!! I hate my sinuses!! Sign in to see full entry.

and remember! Being kind is more important than being right. Sign in to see full entry.

For one, checking your comments list can be addicting!! But the real problem is... it distracts you from writing more!!! Rather than write a post, write a post, write a post... It is: write a post check comments read a blog of the commentor's leave a comment read your comments again write a post... Sign in to see full entry.