Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Is it better to be insulted by someone who's fat and unattractive?
Yes. Luckily I don't get too many insults - one per year is too many for my liking. I take things extremely personally all the time because I guess I have my head up my arse a little bit (it makes me feel safe). Most of the insults I receive these days come from the office girl at work. Here's the...
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009
At least you have a job
If there’s one thing that pisses me off, I would be a much happier person. The truth is many things piss me off, and one of them is when people tell me I should think myself lucky that I have a job. Oh wow, yes, I feel so exceedingly lucky that I get to do a job that I hate every day. More than...
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Sunday, November 19, 2006
Forget the Horny Librarian, Meet Some Real British People
The physical make up of your average Britain has changed considerably over recent years. These days it isn’t possible to accurately mock a British person just by goofing your teeth out and talking in a gay-posh kind of accent. Take recently released Death Row prisoner, Mirza Tahir Hussain (that...
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Saturday, September 16, 2006
Were missiles used in the 9/11 attacks?
Give an enthusiastic 9/11 "conspiracy theorist" five minutes or so and they'll soon be showing you pictures of what they have interpreted to be missiles being shot into the Twin Towers from the hijacked Boeings, moments before impact. If you can stay awake a few more minutes, they'll show you...
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Tuesday, September 5, 2006
SMOKING IDIOTS
One complaint was all it took for the idiots to edit out scenes from Tom and Jerry cartoons aired in the UK. The idiots, better known as Ofcom, are the official independent regulators and competition authority for UK communications industries. Basically these are the people who can decide what the...
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Monday, September 4, 2006
Croc Hunter Becomes Dead
Crocodile enthusiast, Steve Irwin, met his end today after receiving a fatal blow from a fish. The attack took place in Kangaroo's Bar, a local drinking establishment in North Australia. Media reports say Irwin died from a fatal blow to the head, suffered during a fight with a fish. Eye witnesses...
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Saturday, August 19, 2006
Is Blogit on the Decline?
It seems that Blogit's growth has been slowing down recently, according to Alexa. Of course, that doesn't mean things won't pick up again eventually. Saying that, looking at some of the blogs posted on here I can see why business has slowed down. I get the feeling that this site now depends more on...
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Friday, August 18, 2006
Cartoon Women I Would or Wouldn't Do
Let's get something straight here. You see Wilma over there? Well she isn't in the slightest bit attractive to me. I don't like her black eyeballs and I'm not keen on her hair style and colour. I also don't like the fact she hasn't got any breasts, and I'm not even convinced she'd be any good in the...
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Wednesday, August 9, 2006
I like all the original blogs that people write.
There's a TV advert shown in the UK for a bank called Halifax. Basically this advert consists of five supposed Halifax bank managers singing a song to the tune of Black Eye Pea's 'Big Bro Taking Over the Show', or whatever it is they called that song. You know the one I mean - it was really shit....
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Tuesday, August 8, 2006
Sometimes I do things
The other day I thought I'd found a way of making an easy second income. To cut a long story short, it turns out I hadn't found a way, and now what the frigging hell am I supposed to do with all this jelly viagra stuff? I bought it thinking I could actually be arsed to sell the stuff to puny men...
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