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chris2303- I have to say that second pig looked a little too chubby for

me....where ya been?

posted by Kiddo75 on July 25, 2006 at 7:16 PM | link to this | reply

OFFBEATS

Oh yes I'm definitely still in jail.  I've even got the walk with a limp thing going on.  They told me to stop showering for a few months to allow it to heal.  Which is all very well but how's a boy supposed to make any money in this dump, without selling half my cigarettes?

posted by chris2303 on July 23, 2006 at 10:08 AM | link to this | reply

blackcat

I would have thought so...otherwise the only other alternative is to bomb them.  With snakes and heavy camels.

posted by chris2303 on July 23, 2006 at 10:06 AM | link to this | reply

Mark

Oh yeah, the pig's legs are always spread and ready, or  'Spred'N'Reddy' as we in the industry like to call it.  And by industry I mean me and my mother.  And by pig I meant my mother.  Yes, look closely and you might just see the tattoo scoreboard on her left arm.  Everyone's just a number to her...

posted by chris2303 on July 23, 2006 at 10:05 AM | link to this | reply

Ariala

Thanks sister, sometimes I like to pop back every now and then just to make sure you're still alive and well.  Well, that and the sexy pictures you've been posting of yourself.  I don't feel so lonely anymore thanks to the those...

posted by chris2303 on July 23, 2006 at 10:01 AM | link to this | reply

Bell_Keeper

Dan was the luckiest man in the world, being married to the titanic queen of all that is lard and mouth.  I used to wish I was Dan.  Then when Roseanne left him and became a lesbian, I just wanted to die.  Why won't she love me?

posted by chris2303 on July 23, 2006 at 9:58 AM | link to this | reply

MountainClimber56

Well, I don't know about that but as long as I can enjoy spending more money on petrol every five minutes then I'll be happy.

posted by chris2303 on July 23, 2006 at 9:55 AM | link to this | reply

A little fact-checking corroborates your report ~

However, the money trail leads to this individual:

Wow.....shit, I gotta go.  Don't call for the next few hours.

posted by mark2556 on July 23, 2006 at 5:12 AM | link to this | reply

Chris

I forgot, are you still in jail?

posted by Offy on July 22, 2006 at 8:02 PM | link to this | reply

Chris

Excellent second hand reporting. Keep it up, Fox may have a new associate..Damm that pig looks fat!

posted by Offy on July 22, 2006 at 8:00 PM | link to this | reply

hahahhahaa... that oughta scare them. LOL

posted by -blackcat on July 22, 2006 at 3:36 PM | link to this | reply

Chris

You have a unique sense of humor and I got more than one laugh in going through you posts.

 

posted by BlondeAmbition007 on July 22, 2006 at 12:06 PM | link to this | reply

Damn...does that pig always spread it's legs like that?

Or were roofies involved?  Either way, I want some of that.  And I mean in the dirty way.

posted by mark2556 on July 22, 2006 at 11:28 AM | link to this | reply

hhahahahahaha, that's my boy! Good to see you back!

posted by Ariala on July 22, 2006 at 11:08 AM | link to this | reply

Chris...

Behold the pig..the pig cometh!

All you had to say was Rosanne Barr and I was shaking in my socks...I want her sooooo bad!!!

posted by bwFrampton on July 22, 2006 at 10:57 AM | link to this | reply

Chris2303, Many belive and time will only tell that Iraqs WMD's were

moved to Lebanon, and Syria -- Your post is the seed for such a truth!

posted by MountainClimber57 on July 22, 2006 at 10:53 AM | link to this | reply