Misty white lines in the sky, side effect of jet travel or a sinister government plot buried in a white lie? Let me get this straight. We all know the government is broken, it can’t do anything right. Right? No, left. What? Yet, somehow this same dysfunctional government can mysteriously inject substances into jet contrails (why aren’t they called protrails?) that will somehow bring us under their (don’t know exactly who, no one ever says) influence. Then we will, Lemming like step off that... Sign in to see full entry.