Warped thoughts for Friday, November 16, 2012

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Friday, November 16, 2012

Oh, THAT Washington

Along with Colorado, Washington is on the map. Mainly because in these two states, voters passed ballot measures decriminalizing the marijuana. But before you think that everyone in the “Evergreen State” is permanently mellow, check out this news story from Longview, Washington. A woman and her six-year-old son were at Lake Sacagawea near Longview when a man sat down, started performing a sex act and told her she could watch. She put the magazine in her Ruger.380 pistol, cocked it and told him,... Sign in to see full entry.

A new form of poetry

Invented by me, because I’m not very good at it. This form of sublime rhyme takes cues from the ever popular Limerick. You know, There once was a man named Burl Ives No one knew, but he suffered from hives. When asked if they itch He said, “like a bitch” You can hear him scratching before he arrives. Of course, that is completely lame and doesn’t adhere strictly to the classic Limerick rhyme scheme, mostly because I don’t know it, I’m too lazy to look it up and frankly, I don’t care. So there... Sign in to see full entry.

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