Scientific Discovery Slaps Geeks With Rubber Chicken
Uncertain, Switzerland (a geek pun in itself) the Large Hadron Collider shocked physicists with a new Boson. They were looking for the Higgs Boson so when this new type showed up, it was a total surprise. What looked like an ordinary electron collision produced a particle that seemed to emit an impossible number of smaller particles. Lead Scientist, Megan Itallup was quick to name the new discovery, the Bozo Boson. Later that day, two Bozo Bosons were seen to be squirting each other with seltzer... Sign in to see full entry.