An oldie for your consideration
These are the times that try the soles of men’s shoes, especially when wrestling the old human powered reel mower that was once a yard ornament his grandparents inherited back in the Ice Age. It is a heavy beast, made of the finest cast iron and the only lubricant employed in the last 30 years is the rain from the roof of the shed it leans up against. The lawn looks terrible, due to the method needed to get "old hernia maker" to do anything at all. Pick it up, run full tilt for about 20 feet,... Sign in to see full entry.