Mime Time
Did you hear about the mime that was late for work? His invisible alarm clock didn’t go off. Two mimes walk into a bar. The barman asks, “what can I get for you?” Unfortunately at very instant they found themselves locked in a soundproof glass box. Did you hear about the mime that ran for political office? No one did. If a mime were elected president, he would give the shortest state of the union speech ever. He would pretend he was flushing an invisible toilet. Sign in to see full entry.