Warped thoughts: Car Keys, Oh Where Art Thou?

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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Car Keys, Oh Where Art Thou?

Mythical beasts, those car keys, rumored to be on organized people’s key racks. For me, they exist in some deep unsearched pocket, most likely that pair of pants tumbling in the washing machine. It’s a front loader too and as Shakespeare said about them: Is there not a front loader with recess’s so deep That woulds’t snatch those keys then keep Hoarding them til the owners bemoans Bleep – Bleep! Wait, maybe is was Poe: Its that cursed Raven at my door “You’ll find you car keys nevermore!” Then... Sign in to see full entry.

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