Leapin’ Lizards!
I was about to buy car insurance from a Gecko. Why? He had this cute English accent and all that, by jove. I mean, if you can’t trust an English Gecko, who can you trust? But then I hear about insurance from a duck and by golly, ducks just quack me up. I remember back in the ‘50s when people used to take a camel’s advice on what cigarettes to buy, walk a mile for them they would. That was some camel, er, corporate spokes animal. Now he’s had plastic surgery and is hawking the new remedy for sex... Sign in to see full entry.