The joke is on me.
A Nun, an elephant and a rabbit go into a bar. Ok, before I finish, I must tell you, I am making this up as I go, always a dangerous exercise, but a fun one nonetheless. So here goes… The bartender asks, “what’ll it be?” The Nun says (wouldn’t you know it) “none for me.” The elephant says “make mine a double of the strongest stuff you have.” The rabbit says “give me something to calm my nerves, I’m hopping mad!” “So” the bartender asks, “what brings you three together?” The elephant sighs and... Sign in to see full entry.