Warped thoughts for Sunday, December 2, 2007

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Sunday, December 2, 2007

Does Neil Diamond have a brother named Zirconia?

Maybe Herbert Ruby? It was in a dream somewhere that I was talking to Lil’ Kim and asked her “what happened to the two t’s?” She looked down and said, “they’re right there.” I didn’t get it either. Then I saw Willie Nelson and asked him how things were going. He explained it in one word, “crazy”, well I got that one. Just then Johnny Cash walked by complaining about his hemorrhoids. I asked him how he knew he had hemorrhoids, and he shot back, “ring of fire!” I had heard Ann Wilson was dating... Sign in to see full entry.

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