Warped thoughts for Sunday, June 10, 2007

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Sunday, June 10, 2007

Adventures in home-owner land

Today, we will install a new water heater. Are you ready? Be careful now, you could get injured, killed or both if you fail to follow the safety instructions. First, do not ship by air freight as the unit cannot survive the impact of the landing, even with a big-assed parachute. Second, if you do ship by air, do not attempt to break the fall of the unit, you could be injured, killed, or possibly both in no particular order. Once you have the unit securely on the ground, do not attempt to install... Sign in to see full entry.

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