Warped thoughts: Holy sod!

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Thursday, April 15, 2004

Holy sod!

In the quest for a lawn that will make the neighbors green with envy, I sought professional help. But my shrink doesn’t seem to know much about lawn care, so I consulted the crew down at the Rentzitall store. After careful assessment of my efforts so far, it was determined that I needed to aerate my lawn. Why? At first I suspected it was because that was the only power lawn tool they had that I hadn't rented so far, but I was (I think) wrong. Well apparently a lawn can get sod bound which is not... Sign in to see full entry.

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