Food is more important to me than air

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Monday, January 14, 2019

Food court

A food dealer is sentenced to imprisonment by the Intermediate court due to food poisoning which has affected many consumers who were hospitalised.Not satisfied with the judgement he tells his lawyer: "I don't agree.Make an appeal to the Food Court' Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 11, 2019

Free tertiary Education

The Prime minister of a country announces free tertiary education for all students. ''Mr the PM, don't you think this measure will increase the rate of unemployment?There are already so many unempoyed graduates on the market''asks the Minister of Education. "Don't worry.One thing for sure is that... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 9, 2019

The dove

An individual is sitting in the garden listening to the melodious chirping of birds.Suddenly he hears two doves fight. Moving further he comes across a square in the town where people are releasing doves as a symbol of peace: "These birds symbolise truce but I just saw them quarelling" he tells the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 8, 2019

lLast request

A drunkard is on the point of dying.His wife calls the priest to pray for him: "My son before dying tell me your last request'' "Father may I have a botle of whisky so that I won't be alone in the tomb?" he requests Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 4, 2019

The will

A CIA officer going on a dangerous mission, tells his wife: ''I'm risking my life on this mission.I may not return alive.Look well after the children if I die on duty" "OK darling don't bother about it.But you've forgotten something very important"she reminds "Tell me ''says the officer "What about... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 3, 2019

Always late

A student going to the university is always lae for his courses.Everyday the lecturer reprimands her for not being in time.It's the last day and again she's not punctual.As punishment the lecturer tells him to apologise to the class: "Sorry for being late for the last time"'she voices out. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 1, 2019

Shortcut

A traveler going to the main road finds that the distance is too long.He asks a passerby: "Excuse me.Is there any shortcut to the highway?'' 'Of course, there's a nearby road on the left" he replies. ''Do you have a knife?" he continues ''But why do you need that?"questions the passerby "To cut the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 28, 2018

Water Water everywhere

A group of friends go on hiking but they forget to bring water with them. After walking for a long distance they feel thirsty and are looking for water.Suddenly they perceive a lake and decide to quench their thirst.But when they approach it they see that the water is soiled: "Water water everywhere... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Tears of crocodlle

A little boy goes to a crocodile park.While visiting he sees a small dead crocodile near it's mother.He leans forward to watch the mother: ''Hey, my son what are you doing? Be careful.You may fall in the pond''warns his father. "Dad.I 'm just looking for tears in the eyes of the mother crocodile... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Eye (I) Pad

A patient who suffers from cataract goes to the hospital for an operation.He brings along his I-pad with him and leaves it in the ward. After surgery an eye pad is applied on his eye.On returning to the ward he looks for his phone but can't find it.The next day while doing round the surgeon asks... Sign in to see full entry.

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