Food is more important to me than air

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Thursday, December 6, 2018

Deliver the goods

A company advertises for the post of executive director.A few candidates are shortlisted for an interview: ''I see that you are highly qualified for the position but we need something else''says the manager to a candidate. "Excuse me Sir.But is there any shortcoming?"asks the candidate "We are... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 5, 2018

Web

A client hires the services of a cleaning company.On reaching the house the employee asks him: ''So, where shall I start?" "There are webs all over.First of all destroy them"' ordres the client. "OK.Where's your PC?"continues the cleaner "Why do you need that?'' questions the proprietor ''I must... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 1, 2018

Water injury

An injured patient attends the casualty department at the hospital: "Good morning.How may I help you?"'asks the doctor. "I've got a head injury with water" says the patient ''How did it happen?I don't understand how water can hurt a person"brings out the medical officer. "'I was having an... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, November 30, 2018

Late birth

An employee who has the bad habit of attending duty late everyday is convoked by the boss: "'I have checked the attendance register.Why are you the only one to be late everyday?" ''Sorry Sir.It's not my fault.I came to the world late.The gynaecologist performed a Caesarian when the due birth date... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Kissing

A woman going out with his son meets a beautiful friend: "Stelio,,kiss the woman"orders the mother, "No mom" hr replies "Oh! Stelio, obey me it's an order''she insists. "I said no mom!" "But don't be obstinate!Why don't you want to kiss her?'' "Because dad tried yesterday and he got a pair of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Kissing

A woman going out with his son meets a beautiful friend: "Stelio,,kiss the woman"orders the mother, "No mom" hr replies "Oh! Stelio, obey me it's an order''she insists. "I said no mom!" "But don't be obstinate!Why don't you want to kiss her?'' "Because dad tried yesterday and he got a pair of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 26, 2018

Lucky draw

A fortune seeker participates in a lucky draw competition with the confidence of winning the jackpot.However when the result is annouced another guy wins: '' Why have I lost the jackpot?"' he asks. "Don't worry.This time you are unlucky.But I hope next time you can be the lucky winner'' reassres the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, November 22, 2018

Little bro

A little boy finds the abdomen of his mother big and round: "What is there inside your belly?" he asks his mom "Your little brother" she replies "Did you invite him at our place?"continues the boy "No he is arriving uninvited"'mom replies Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Black mail

A paparazzi sends an e-maii to a woman: "Ma'am.I have got some of your dirty photographs in the company of your lover.How much are you willing to pay me before I show them to your husband?" he asks ''It's futile.Don't try to blackmail me with your e-mail.I've also hired a photographer to shoot... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Miss the train

A passenger going to Mumbai arrives late and misses the train: "At whet time is the next train scheduled?" he asks the station master "Oh! You must wait for three hours"' he replies "OMG! It's a calvary", exclaims the passenger. While he is waiting at the station he watches news on the TV and learns... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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