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Thursday, March 20, 2014

Father and son

A father and son were discussing about who had the greatest knowledge: '' Bob, don't argue with me. I know better than you'' snarled the father. '' Then why did Edison invent the lamp and not his father?''reasoned Bob Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

The housewife and the houseflies

A housewife enters into the kitchen and looks at her husband who was killing houseflies '' What are you doing? she questioned '' I'm chasing those houseflies'' replied the husband ''And have you killed any of them?'' continued the woman. '' Yes two females up to now'' he answered. ' Intrigued she... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

The excess fine

The postman just delivered a registered letter.On opening it Khalid found that he was fined for an excess speed. '' I warned you not to drive fast. It's a stupid loss of money'' retorted his wife. '' Oh no! You should be proud that our old jalopy can still run at 130 km/hr. This has been confirmed... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 17, 2014

The Pope

In a mental hospital the doctor was examining a patient who was schizophrenic; '' Who are you to day?'' '' God told me that I'm the Pope'' he asserted. A t the same time another patient was passing by: '' It's not true, I've never said anything to him'' Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 16, 2014

On entering the kitchen Sabrina saw an open box of butter on the table. As soon as she lifted it up a fly was dangling inside. Immediately she called her son Tim: '' Tim, don't eat that butter. A fly was stuck in it'' she advised. '' Thank you mom. But why don't you throw it away'' replied her son... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 14, 2014

The weighing scale

A woman went to the hospital accompanying a baby who was dehydrated. After auscultating the child the doctor called the nurse: '' Weigh the baby please.'' ''How do you calculate the weight?'' questioned the woman '' First of all both the mother and the child stand on the scale to take the weight.... Sign in to see full entry.

The strange watch

An employee attends work late everyday. His boss who was furious summoned him to the office; '' Mr Dick, all the workers in this company reach here in time except you. What's your problem?''. '' Excuse me Sir. I have a problem with my watch. It runs on the reverse side. So whenever I look at the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

The doctor

The parents of an adolescent who had the habit of overeating was brought to a doctor. '' My boy what's your problem?'' asked the doctor. '' Doctor, I'm not a patient''mumbled the lad. '' It's good. And I'm not the doctor'' observed the doctor. Sign in to see full entry.

Bath tub

A man was warning his daughter about the dangers of bathing in the tub: '' Kate be careful when using the bath tub because according to statistics more people sink in it than the sea'' he advised. After a few days he was startled to see Kate with her lover, a swimming instructor in the bath tub. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 10, 2014


Two ancient schoolgirls Helena and Josiane met after a long time. Both were now married. ''What is the profession of your husband?'' began Helena. '' He is the president of SOS BATTERED HUSBANDS'' replied Jane '' And where is yours employed?'' '' Well he is in charge of the husbandry'' explained... Sign in to see full entry.

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