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Wednesday, August 21, 2013

The power of comma

A criminal was condemned to death by the court. The presence of the Chief Judge was imperative to hang the prisoner. But as he had an altercation with his wife he sent a note to inform that he will be late. It read as follows: ' Kill, not wait for me' After reading the message the officer in charge... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

The road traffic officer

A road traffic officer came home exhausted. After bath and dinner he slept immediately. A few minutes later he was snoring and started to dream that he was on the road giving signals to vehicles. He moved his hands to and for and during the course of the actions he slapped his wife who was sleeping... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 19, 2013

The doctor and the lady

A young widow was living in a remote village. Her husband just died. She was lonely and suffering from all types of ailments. She went to see the doctor at the local health centre. The medical officer also was young and handsome. The lady entered into the surgery. '' Good morning madam. How can I... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 18, 2013

The confession

One Saturday afternoon Jim,accompanied by his mother went to the church for the confession of his sins. Leaving his mother on the bench he went to meet the priest '' Father I've committed a big sin. I want to confess.'' he started The priest beckoned him to enter the confession box. Having... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 17, 2013

The television

A dashing young man seduced a woman and convinced her to have sex with him. He promised to give her a television in return for the favours.A few days later they met again and the woman exclaimed: '' Hey buddy where is my TV? Will it be a colour or black and white one?'' '' Of course, a colour... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 16, 2013

The beggar

A beggar was on the main street with a bowl asking for alms. Holding a sign '' Deaf & Dumd'' he used body language to get money from passersby. Many persons pitied him by donating coins. Finally, one man gave him a hundred rupee note. The beggar was amazed and voiced out: '' Thank you'' '' Hey you... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Job allocation

The gang man was allocating work to a group of labourers in the sugar - cane fields. Worker A was allocated plot no 1 Worker B was given plot no2 Worker C was sent to plot no3 and so on and so forth Finally one person who had undergone an orchidectomy( removal of testis) was left. '' Excuse me Sir.... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Stamp officer

Once there was a severe drought in an African country. The government passed laws with the objective to avoid wastage of water. No efforts were spared to save this precious liquid. At the post- office no water was available to stick stamps on letters. So, the postal authority decided to advertise... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 12, 2013


Ben and Kelly were a newly married couple. Ben had already hired a bungalow for the honeymoon. On that special night they left for their nuptial destination. After dinner Ben took his wife by her arm and lead her to their bedroom. '' Ben where are you taking me?'' Kelly inquired, having no idea... Sign in to see full entry.

The English class

Yasser was in the classroom following the English lesson. He was feeling sleepy, After having explained about vocabulary and grammar the teacher asked a question '' Yasser, tell me the difference between a school master and a station master? asked the teacher. '' The school master rings his bell to... Sign in to see full entry.

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