Food is more important to me than air

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Thursday, March 19, 2015

Written consent

Tow friends, Joe and Herman were talking about their sexual activities: ''Have you ever fucked a married woman in her house? asked Joe ''Of course,so many times'' boasted Herman 'And what will you do if her husband turns up?'' questioned Joe ''You see as a precautionary measure I make the woman sign... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Cat & mouse

One day Billy saw a cat surfing on the computer.Immediately he called his dad: ''Hey dad look at that'' ''Do you think only the mouse can use the PC?'' chuckled his father. ''It seems that the mouse is not scared at all'' added Billy Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 17, 2015

The baby is far

Two women are discussing about babies: ''Well how is your baby?''asked the first one ''Oh!, he's walking since two months''replied the other one ''I think he must be very far by now.Mine is already running''declared the first woman. ''Surely he must have won the Olympic Games'' chuckled her friend. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 16, 2015

The passenger and her dog

A woman who was traveling by plane brought along her dog with her.As soon as she entered the boarding hall she was stopped: ''Excuse me Ma'am. Animals are not allowed on board'' ''Oh no! you are mistaken Sir.My dog is an expert in catching terrorists'' she explained. '' Is it so?How much experience... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, March 14, 2015

Everyone wants money

A priest who was walking around in his parish saw a poor boy playing.The boy asked for some money.The priest gave him a rupee. ''A rupee? what will I do with it?''he asked ''So do you expect me to give you a hundred rupee note?'' questioned the priest ''I know you are just saying it but you want... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 10, 2015

School holidays

The mistress asked Emilie what had she done during the holidays. ''Nothing interesting.But one thing is sure.I never touched neither my books nor my exercise books. So, I won't be able to write any essay'' she explained Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 9, 2015

Medicine

A medical student replies to the questions put by the professsor during the oral examination: ''What makes you sweat?'' ''Your questions Sir''replied the young girl. ''And what causes palpitation?''continued the professor ''Of course the exams results'' chuckled the student. Sign in to see full entry.

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Medicine

A medical student replies to the questions put by the professsor during the oral examination: ''What makes you sweat?'' ''Your questions Sir''replied the young girl. ''And what causes palpitation?''continued the professor ''Of course the exams results'' chuckled the student. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 8, 2015

Allocation of ministries

After the general elections the Prime minister decided to allocate different ministries to the elected members.Two of his best colleagues were nominated as Minister of Foreign Affairs and Home Affairs respectively.However, one of them without any portfolio was not happy. He complained to The Prime... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 6, 2015

Only me

A vegetable seller was selling his products on a public holiday when all the shops were closed and there were no other sellers.A friend who was passing by was him: ''Hey what are you doing here? Don't you know it's a holiday?Nobody is working to day';' ''Well that's good.All the customers are... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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