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Sunday, November 24, 2013

The elephant and the ant

One day while walking through the forest an ant saw an elephant for the first time. It was intrigued by the the size of the mammal. '' I am perplexed by your hugeness and strength'' vociferated the ant. '' Of course you should be. Look at you. Just a tiny little thing. If I crush you under my foot... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 22, 2013

The mask

A gang of masked thieves were moving around the country. They attacked many residential areas and robbed the dwellers. Out of them there was an old woman. She reported the burglary to the police. After a short while the police arrested the gang. The woman was called at the police station for an... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Tall & short

Two friends, one tall and one short were talking about their stature. They measured their heights to find out who was the tallest '' You'll never be able to win this competition. Surely you were standing on a stone when God was granting height to human beings '' chuckled the taller one. '' OK. And... Sign in to see full entry.

The Sentence

An innocent man was unjustly sentenced to death. The judge ordered to kill him by using the electrical chair. Everything was prepared for the execution. As soon as they positioned him on the chair there was a power cut. Everyone was aghast. '' Don't you see this is a message from God confirming my... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Lucky number

A gambler was telling his friend how he was influenced by a specific number to bet on horse racing. '' I was born on the 7.7.77. So,Ii made up my mind to stake Rs7000 on horse no 7'' he explained. '' And the horse won the race by positioning at number one I suppose'' added his friend '' Oh! no not... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 17, 2013

Examinations

According to a report submitted to the Ministry of Health by the Medical Council eleven out of thirteen doctors failed the registration examination. However, they were allowed to continue practising for further experience. One day a doctor among them was examining a patient.. '' Excuse me Sir, I... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 15, 2013

Extra time.

Two old friends met after a long interval. There was much difference in their ages. The younger one inquired about the health of the older one. '' Hey, buddy. We haven't seen each other since quite long. Are you OK?'' questioned the younger fellow. '' Yeah. Everything is fine. Now I am playing extra... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

The stale bread

A woman who used to buy bread at a specific bakery reproached the baker for the quality of the commodity. '' I'm sorry to tell you that your bread is stale','she remarked. '' A bit of respect, Madam. I''ve been in this field for ages now even before you were born.'' replied the baker '' Exactly. Why... Sign in to see full entry.

One way ticket

A passenger who was travelling to France bought a non -return ticket. As soon as he landed at Charles de Gaulle airport,the clerk at the arrival desk questioned him: '' Excuse me, Sir. I see that you have a one way ticket. Why did'nt you buy a return one?'' '' I' m staying here for a week. I've read... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 9, 2013

The legislative assembly.

A bill was passed in the assembly concerning amendments to be made in the Prevention of Corruption Act. It stipulated that if a person was arrested for corruption he cannot be released on bail. Most of the parlimentarians voted for the bill with the exception of a few ones. One MLA who had abstained... Sign in to see full entry.

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