Food is more important to me than air

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Thursday, March 5, 2015

The soup

In a restaurant a client called the waiter: ''Boy, there is a housefly drowning in my soup.Where is the manager?'' The waiter called the manager: ''Yes Sir. My I help you?'' ''Your employee has served me a soup infected by a housefly.I must report this to the health office'' explained the client.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Black money

A businessman who had amassed several millions of rupees as black money in various vaults was finally arrested by the police. Two guys Leo and Karl were conversing about the matter. '' Hey Karl have you heard about the fellow who has been arrested for black money?'' asked Leo ''Oh! Yea, I think he... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 2, 2015

The boss and his secretary

The boss of an entreprise noticed that his secretary was neglecting her duties He called her at his office: ''Why have you stopped working?'' ''My lawyer advised me to do so when I told him that you tried to kiss me in the last Christmas party'' she intoned. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 1, 2015

Travel on the sun

During a conference at the NASA, Chirac announced: ''You Americans have been landed on the moon,The Russians on Mir station... and now we the French are planning to land on the sun'' ''But Mr the President you will be burnt to ashes''brought out an official Oh! No we''ll be there at night'' retorted... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 27, 2015

Crocodile and dog

During a class on zoology the teacher asked a question: ''Christopher what is the difference between a crocodile and a dog?'' ''A crocodile is used in the making of the handbag whereas a dog is a bag of fleas'' he replied ''If it's so, then is your bag a crocodile or a dog?'' chuckled the teacher Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 26, 2015

I don't cry except..

''Have you ever cried?'' I asked my friend Pretending to be too smart he replied:'' Only onions can me cry'' I threw a coconut at his face. Sign in to see full entry.

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Salary increase

It is advisable to dress according to your salary.If you arrive with a pair of shoes costing 200$ or bags worth 150$ we will assume that you don't have any economic problem.In fact, your income must be reduced. If you are shabbily dressed it means you must learn to manage your revenues better,so you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 24, 2015

After winning lotto.

A woman asks her husband: ''What will you do if I announce you that I've won the lotto?'' ''I will take half of your winnings and quit you for another woman...ha ha'' replied her husband ''Well I've got ten dollars,here's your five dollars.Go away now'' the woman vociferated Sign in to see full entry.

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I know my wife

An elderly patient called James who suffered from Alzheimer went to the hospital accompanied by his wife to see the psychiatrist.After half hour they were allowed in the consultation. ''Good morning Sir.How are you?'' began the doctor. ''How can you say that the morning is good?''replied James.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 23, 2015

The farm

Lucy went to visit her grandfather's farm ''Grandfather why is it so noisy here? she asked ''Because the cows have horns my dear'' he explained Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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