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Saturday, November 9, 2013

The legislative assembly.

A bill was passed in the assembly concerning amendments to be made in the Prevention of Corruption Act. It stipulated that if a person was arrested for corruption he cannot be released on bail. Most of the parlimentarians voted for the bill with the exception of a few ones. One MLA who had abstained... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Relationship

Peter and Paul were very close friends. One day they were explaining the degree of their relationship to each other. '' Your mother is my mother'' began Peter. '' Your father is my father'' added Paul. '' Your brother is my brother'' continued Peter. '' Your sister is my sister'' uttered Paul. ''... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 4, 2013

The Mango tTree

Having toiled for several years an employee asked for his pension contributions from his employer. '' Sir, may I have the sums contributed for my pensions?'' he demanded. '' But why do you want it now? You still have a few years to work.'' replied the boss. ''Yes, but I need money for my wedding. I... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 3, 2013

My type

A dashing young man was dining in a high class restaurant. Suddenly a gorgeous lady arrived and sat next to his table. He was ogling her and then called the waiter '' Hey, waiter come here'' '' Yes Sir. Do you want anything?'' asked the waiter. '' Do you see the beautiful babe over there? Serve her... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 2, 2013

The gift

A boy was kissing his girlfriend when suddenly he got a foul smell from her mouth. He stopped immediately and asked her: '' Sweetheart, when is your next birthday?'' '' Why?''replied the girl. '' I will give you a surprise gift'' uttered the boy. '' OK. it's next week'' indicated his girlfriend. She... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Miracle! Miracle!

A man came out of the church and began to shout; '' Miracle! Miracle!'' A passerby questioned him: '' Tell me what's the miracle?'' ' It's the first time I'm running'' replied the fellow. '' Why? Were you paraplegic?'' inquired the passerby. '' No. The devil was chasing me. So, I had no other... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

The heart transplant

In a country where medical science had attained enormous progress in the field of cardiology, a doctor attempted an experiment to do a cardiac transplant with a patient by using a cow's heart. Cardiac surgery was performed and it was a great success. Indeed, it was a great event in the medical... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 28, 2013

A new cine goer

Salma, a new cine goer went to the movies for the first time accompanied by her boyfriend, Will. It was an action film packed with violence. In a certain scene the actor took out his pistol and aimed at the enemy. Seeing the weapon being pointed in her direction Salma was scared and scuttled beneath... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Drive like hell

A driver who was accustomed to drive his car very fast never paid any attention to the advice given by the police authorities. But he was a good person in life.. One day he found a sign post warning drivers about excess speed which read as follows: 'Drive like hell and you'll be there'. However, he... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 25, 2013

Always an excuse

Sandy, a student was late for school. On arrival the teacher wanted to know the reason for his lateness. '' Hey Sandy. Why are you late?'' questioned the teacher. Sandy:''While walking down on the road, I saw a signpost'Go slow. Road works ahead' So, I started to walk slowly.'' The second day Sandy... Sign in to see full entry.

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