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Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Flint paper

A person entered into a paying toilet to relieve himself. There was no tissue paper. Immediately he called the employee and complained to him: '' Do you call this a good service? Where is the toilet paper?'' '' Excuse me Sir. Is there no paper at all?'' questioned the employee '' There is flint... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 30, 2013

Where do babies come from?

During the olden days when sex was still a taboo Natasha asked her mother; '' Mom. Tell me from where babies come. I want to know the origin'' '' Oh! That's an interesting story God sends them to parents by aeroplanes. Only lucky parents have access to them'' explained her mom. '''' But what would... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 27, 2013

Amnesia

A patient who had sustained a head injury during a road accident remained unconscious for several days. After a few days he woke up and the whole family was at his bedside. He recognised all of them except his wife. ''Who is that woman in red?'' he inquired. '' Common darling. You don't know me... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

The latest gadget

Three men are going in a lift; a French, a Japanese and an American.The Japanese took out a cell phone and exhibited it in front of the others. The American wants to surpass the others and removed his computer which was the size of a calculator. Now the French was perplexed.He also wanted to be... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 23, 2013

Hot dogs

A guy entered into a restaurant and asked the waiter; '' Do you have hot dogs?'' '' Of course, Sir'' answered the waiter. '' Serve it to me'' the client ordered. After a few minutes the waiter arrived with the order. Immediately, the fellow grabbed the hot dogs but put them back in the plate. ''... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 20, 2013

The Bangles

An arrogant man loved a beautiful girl secretly but prevented by his vanity he could not express his passion for her. One day the bangles of the girl were broken. So, an idea flashed into his mind. He bought a dozen of new bangles and laid them in the girl's room. She was surprised and eager to know... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 19, 2013

The cinema ticket

A woman went to the movies. She bought a ticket at the counter. After a minute she returns and asks for another one. A few moments later she comes back and buys another ticket. The cashier questioned her: '' I don't understand. I have already sold three tickets to you and you want more?''' '' I know... Sign in to see full entry.

The car

Once a person went to the soothsayer to know what was reserved for him in life. '' Well, there is bad news for you Sir. I see that you will die in a car accident to- morrow at noon. Be careful'' predicted the soothsayer. The next day the man stayed at home. But due to an emergency he had to go out.... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

The rabbit & the chicken

Once, a rabbit and a chicken were roaming on the road. Suddenly, they saw a box. Upon opening it they found a piece of diamond inside. Now how will they share it? It was decided that each one should punch the other on the jaw. The animal which lost less teeth would get the greater share. '' Come on... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

No weeping

Whenever there is a wedding in a traditional family the bride's mother is accustomed to weeping on the departure of the girl. During the marriage of the elder daughter, her mother being emotional started to cry. '' Stop shedding tears mother or else nothing will be left for me'' rebuked the smaller... Sign in to see full entry.

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