Thursday, February 28, 2008
Politics
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Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Best Blonde Joke
M aybe the Best Blonde Joke Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working...
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Thursday, February 21, 2008
Top Ten Thoughts for 2008
These are courtesy of my friend Lanie's Email this morning: Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give...
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Idiot Sightings
THEY ARE EVERY WHERE! IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower....
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Monday, February 11, 2008
The Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!...bottles won't fit in printer!!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on...
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Friday, February 8, 2008
Why Am I Married??????????????
WHY AM I MARRIED? You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. __________ At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." __________ A lady...
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Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Lying is a Sin
This is an oldie but still brings a smile. A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He...
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Friday, January 25, 2008
To Be 6 Again
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early,...
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Thursday, January 24, 2008
Dear Dr. Phil
Dear Dr. Phil, When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner...
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Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Old People Have Fertility Problems Too
Old people have problems that haven't even been considered yet: An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old man...
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