Life Sucks--So Learn to Laugh

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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Colonoscopies

I can't take credit for this one. This was an email that I got from Sparky. Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Flying Lessons

Another blonde moment: My step daughter and her cousin who lives in another city (A) will be meeting this weekend to go to a concert. My step daughter is flying from where we live (City B) to where her mother lives (City D) and her cousin is going to be flyin from where he lives (City A) into the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

What's For LUNCH

OOPS WRONG HOUSE When I worked with JB at RE/MAX, we used to do realtor luncheons in order to get agents in to view a sellers home. Many times we would do caravans from our individual offices, especially if the home was located in a new subdivision. One day, a group of us were heading over to... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

UP A TREE WITHOUT A ... NO IT'S UP A CREEK

I don't know what the caption should be for this photo but had to share the photo and the story that goes with it. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 4, 2008

Breath...Push....Sign

Breathe…Push…Sign This is a true story about one of the agents Jen who was with my real estate group for awhile. Early one morning, Jen called from the hospital and said she was trying to get a contract addendum signed by a buyer and a seller. She asked that I make some calls for her. In the middle... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Time For A Treat

The Day in the Life of a Realtor Continued Time for a Treat My previous partner (JB) and I worked as a sales team, and one day we were showing a house about lunchtime. As my stomach growled, I looked around for a candy dish. (We appreciate sellers who keep goodies on hand for showings.) I spied a... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Cat on My Tail

Here is your chuckle for the day. Many of you know that I have spent the past 12 yrs as a Realtor(r). This is one of my classic experiences: Cat on My Tail I arrived early to a showing appointment and decided to get the home ready before my client showed up. At the front door, a sign was posted: “Do... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Black Coffee

This event was too funny not to share: My boyfriend's daughter who is currently 14 and blonde to the ROOTS made me laugh so hard that I thought I was going to pee my pants. We had just closed on our home a few days prior and we were working at night after work to clean and remodel. I had gone... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 4, 2006

Driver, The Priest and the Lawyer

A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. He stopped to pick up the priest and give him a ride. A ways down the road the driver saw a lawyer on the side of the road. He turned the truck to steer directly toward the lawyer. Then he remembered, "I have a... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Undercover Clergy

A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while... Sign in to see full entry.

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