Tuesday, September 26, 2006
I AM Surrounded
I think we could all use this in our places of Employment
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Sunday, September 24, 2006
An Honest Lawyer
An honest lawyer An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers. "As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first...
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Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Young Nun
A young nun who worked for a local home health care agency was out making her rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, there was a gas station just one block away. She walked to the station to borrow a can with enough gas to start the car and drive to the station for a fill up. The...
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Monday, September 18, 2006
Hygiene is Important
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Sunday, September 17, 2006
Only the Bizarre
Only the Bizarre happens to me If the strange and bizarre can happen it is going to happen to me. Thursday I had to take my car into the dealership for its 15,000 mile check-up just another way for dealerships to make money I found out. After spending an hour waiting while the service guy checks my...
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Thursday, August 24, 2006
Do You Smell GAS?????????????
Do You Smell GAS??? Tuesday I had to take my daughter to the doctor and run a few errands. First we went to the doctors appointment, then decided to have lunch and then to the paint store to get another gallon of paint for the nursery – we are only 4 weeks away from our little arrival so we are...
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Saturday, August 12, 2006
Murphy's Sex Laws
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex takes up the least...
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Monday, January 30, 2006
Annual Physical
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. the nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," she says. The nurse checks and sees that she...
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Thursday, October 27, 2005
Who's Sleeping????
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, I shut off the engine and coast into the garage, I take my shoes off...
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Saturday, October 15, 2005
A Blind Man in a Ladies Bar
A Blind man in a ladies bar..... A blind man enters a "Ladies Bar" by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice,...
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