RABID RANTS OF A MAD HOUSECAT

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Friday, March 4, 2005

Lick, sniff, pounce, swat, chase, hide, leap, bite, scratch!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoa! Rocky here...and I just have to say, those are some "loaded" words even for a feisty feline like me! But for some reason, the warden thinks that there are A) actually pet lovers on Blogit (hahahaha!) and B) that those pet lovers would for some strange reason like to write a poem using her... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Do you think I have too much time on my paws? Well...do you???

It's probably true, because lately I have been making a list of kitty conundrums; you know, all the mysterious things my little kitty brain can't comprehend. Such as: 1. Why does the water at the bottom of the shower taste so much better than the fresh water the warden places in my bowl? 2. Speaking... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 14, 2005

I'm BAAAAAACK!........and oh boy, do I have a bad-ass "tail" to tell!!

Rocky the Rabid Ranter here, with a tale to end all tales. But to be fair, I must warn you…this is not a tale for the faint of heart. Get out now if you feel the least bit squeamish or scared that you can't handle the brutal truth. You're still here?? Meeeeeooooow! So…to begin…the warden has been... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, January 23, 2005

A BLACK CAT...........A PINK PAW.........AND DUCT TAPE??????

The warden had to take one of my fellow Fleabaggers for a ride in the portable prison to see the “nice lady with the white coat.” All I can say is, “Meow, I’m glad it wasn’t me!” Mickey, the other black cat here at the Fleabag, was emitting a stench that was atrocious even for the likes of me, and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 3, 2005

Are there any feisty felines who want to join Rocky's Harem??

Meeeeeeoooooow, baby! I'm a randy cat, and I feel compelled to start a kitty harem. Thus it is with a mix of sheer delight and cat-astrophic consequences that I announce the following: the first harem shack has been located, and member applications are now being accepted. Only those deemed "feisty... Sign in to see full entry.

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