RABID RANTS OF A MAD HOUSECAT

Friday, July 8, 2005

Here's something meaty for all you dogs to chew on!!!

It is a matter to gain the affection of a cat. He is a philosophical animal, tenacious of his own habits, fond of order and neatness, and disinclined to extravagant sentiment. He will be your friend, if he finds you worthy of friendship, but not your slave. - Theophile Gautier Just the opposite of... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, July 2, 2005

The naughty Princess gets Rocky into a whole heap of trouble!

The beautiful city kitty, Princess, and I strolled paw-in-paw down Haight street as that annoying San Francisco fog practically obscured my view of her pretty little calico face. I was in heaven. No wait, actually I was in love. Or maybe it was lust. Or infatuation. Oh what the heck, let's go with... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 23, 2005

The adventures of Hobo Cat, cont.: meeting Princess Kitty in the City

So there I was, on the mean streets of San Fran, staring up at the prettiest kitty this country boy had ever seen. She was sitting in sunny penthouse window, licking her paw and delicately swiping it across her beautiful calico face. Ah…I was in love. With each swipe of her paw I swooned a bit more.... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 19, 2005

The Adventures of Hobo Kitty: escaping the "hairy tomato" and her pimp!!!!

I bid farewell to the boys at the homeless cat encampment and struck off for the big city. I hadn't gone far when I got tired of carrying that darn cat-sack on a stick, so I ripped it open to see what goodies they'd packed in it. Yum—dried fish treats! I scarfed them up. There was also a couple... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 13, 2005

This is just a test. Do not click or you will be bitten by a rabid animal!

If you're reading this, you didn't believe me! I was just testing to see if Word.Smith's animated ROFL would work if I copied and pasted it. Sign in to see full entry.

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