RABID RANTS OF A MAD HOUSECAT

Monday, May 9, 2005

The Adventures of Hobo Kitty, (cont.): Did I get the crap beat out of me?

So there I was, nose to nose with the fearless leader of the homeless cat encampment. We were both puffed up to three times our size, every hair standing at attention, and having what appeared to be a stare-down. I was really starting to regret running away from the Fleabag Hotel…I mean, I'm a lover... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 3, 2005

The Adventures of Hobo Kitty: Life on the Lam..............................

Yep, I escaped from prison and ran away! The warden was fit to be tied because I left my gopher head where her bare feet would be certain to find it. So, while I know the warden won't stay mad forever, I thought…it's the perfect excuse to go out and see the world! I may not make it out of this... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 25, 2005

My blogging privileges have been suspended!! Don't everyone cry at once.

Yes, it's true, you will not have to be subjected to any more of Rocky's Rabid Rantings, at least not for a good long while. I've been put out of commission, which for a blogger cat like me, is a lot like being put out to pasture, whatever that means. Anyhoo, the warden (Quirkyalone to you'se... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 21, 2005

MORE LIES TO TEE OFF THE WARDEN!!!!

The warden's panties are in a wad again because I told everyone what a nut-case she is. As if she didn't already know this. Puh-leaze. YOU know it, right? All her friends know it. Heck, even the other two inmates here at the Fleabag know it. Anyway, I digress. I was going to serve up tasty morsels... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 9, 2005

A quirky feline is the first to get the "Nobel Prize for Cats!"........HUH?

The warden here at the Fleabag Hotel (where I am Head Cat, thank you very much) has really gone off the deep end of the reality ocean. She's been overheard telling the most awful joke. I decided to repeat it for you here, not because I think it's funny but because I really think we should take up a... Sign in to see full entry.

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