RABID RANTS OF A MAD HOUSECAT

Friday, October 15, 2004

The naughty Princess gets Rocky into a whole heap of trouble!

The beautiful city kitty, Princess, and I strolled paw-in-paw down Haight street as that annoying San Francisco fog practically obscured my view of her pretty little calico face. I was in heaven. No wait, actually I was in love. Or maybe it was lust. Or infatuation. Oh what the heck, let's go with... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 2, 2004

DOES ANYONE MISS ROCKY'S RABID RANTING? ANYONE AT ALL?

Hey! So Warden Quirky is on a break, and she told me I couldn't post anything either. But why? I meowed and yowled and hissed in protest for days. She just said to stay away from the computer "or else." She didn't say what the "or else" would entail...how bad could it be, do you think? I've been... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 20, 2004

Rocky posts his Favorites List—will Quirky chew him up & spit him out??!!

There will no doubt be heck to pay for this one, but Rocky the Rabid Ranter is ready to rumble with the Quirky Warden!! She can incarcerate me at the Fleabag Hotel, but she can't stop me from accessing the internet and posting whatever my little paws want! So, yep, I'm gonna tell ya who I like to... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 11, 2004

The adventures of Hobo Cat, Day 4: meeting Princess Kitty in the City

So there I was, on the mean streets of San Fran, staring up at the prettiest kitty this country boy had ever seen. She was sitting in sunny penthouse window, licking her paw and delicately swiping it across her beautiful calico face. Ah…I was in love. With each swipe of her paw I swooned a bit more.... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 8, 2004

You need your Rocky Fix? I'm on Gopher Duty, can you make do with this?

Tremacc is going to cream me for doing this, but I am Rocky the Invincible and I'll just have to take my lumps...Yep, this is a stinking repost, and if you've read it before...well you know what I think? It's just as funny the second time around, so read it again!! Love, Rocky Someone bit the warden... Sign in to see full entry.

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