RABID RANTS OF A MAD HOUSECAT

Sunday, December 19, 2004

I am the master escape artist of my species, bar none!!

The silly little warden here at the Fleabag Hotel thought she was going to take this little kitty for a little ride in her little car, in a little carrier that has bars on the door as only a good little prison must. Little did she know, I was wise to her little plan, and gave it a BIG paws-down in... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 18, 2004

"Nuthead" and "The Fluffy Monkey"..........................................

Don't you just love the silly nicknames humans come up with for their animal companions? "Nuthead" and "Fluffy Monkey" are two names the warden insists on calling me, and they both came about from the same activity. When the warden is out in her garden, she often crouches down to pull weeds, dig... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 29, 2004

The evil warden is trying to demoralize me…and I think it's working!!

She called me ma'am! I swear it's true, and I'm traumatized! She was sitting there reading, and I sauntered up to her cuz' my head itched and I wanted her to scratch it for me. Out of the blue, she goes, "Hi Ma'am!" And then she starts laughing, saying, "Oh, I'm sorry Rocky, I didn't mean to call... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 21, 2004

Curiosity didn't kill the cat, but meeeeoooow, my mouth is on FIRE!!!!

Rocky here with a cautionary little tale for all my feline friends (and even their wardens might want to listen up!). I'm what you would call a "nosy" cat—I have to check everything out, and my rule of paw is, everything I find belongs to me! It's a simple rule, really…I find it, it's mine and I can... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 16, 2004

A BIZARRO MOMENT, brought to you by the Warden of the Fleabag Hotel

The fur is going to fly when Rocky finds out I've comandeered his blog for this post, but the way I see it, I am the one who actually pays for our subscription so if he doesn't like it, he can bite me. Come to think of it, he does bite me, almost every single day, on the leg (the little bugger--what... Sign in to see full entry.

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