Saturday, May 15, 2004

Uh-oh…The Warden's Panties are in a Wad!

The warden has been sulking ever since Mother's Day because none of us here at the Fleabag got her so much as a card, a flower or candy. She's especially mad at me because I'm her favorite, and she thinks I return her affection. Hahahahaha! But I'll tell you what I told her. First of all, you are... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 10, 2004

How long can a "house mouse" live on peanut butter & crackers?

Rocky here, reporting live from the Fleabag Hotel, where the rat revolt is in full swing. So…the warden saw my rat "Ben" get away from me and scamper behind the stove. I, on the other hand, pretended that I didn't see anything. Rat? What rat? Hmmm…I never saw a rat in here, did you? I nonchalantly... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 6, 2004

The House "Mouse's" Misadventure

The rodents across America are in revolt, and I know why. Okay, I lie, only the rodents within spitting distance of the Fleabag Hotel give a rat's ass, but still…a rodent revolt of any size is not a trifling matter. So anyway, I'm stuck at the Fleabag with the warden/butler and three other felonious... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 3, 2004

Late Night Flesh-Fests

The warden's odd washing ritual, though titillating, can't hold a candle to what goes on under the cover of darkness…under the covers of a bed…under the "cover" of an innocent little kitty snuggling with the warden in her warm bed. The warden, (a.k.a. “the butler") has a soft spot in her hardened... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 1, 2004

A Voyeur's Twisted Tale

My name is Rocky. I am, to use the label you humans seem smitten with, a cat. But underneath my hairy feline hide is a very naughty boy prone to roguish behavior…which is probably what landed me a life sentence at the Fleabag Hotel, but that's another story. Anyway, it's not so bad here because the... Sign in to see full entry.

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