RABID RANTS OF A MAD HOUSECAT

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

The Inside Scoop: what your cat is REALLY thinking about you............

Dear Warden: First of all, you are NOT our mother, you are the freakin' butler here! Your job, the sole thing we expect and want from you, is to feed us every day, twice a day, without fail. Period. Oh yes, we do appreciate that you clean the gopher guts off the carpet, but this is entirely... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Blogit MUST be broken!!............Do you think this will fix it?

The Rabid Ranting Cat has not gotten any clicks for DAYS, so that can mean only one thing............... Blogit MUST be broken! Maybe this will help? Happy Sunday from the Rabid Ranting Rocky! P.S. In case you didn't get it...this was supposed to be a joke! Now LAUGH dammit! Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Cat people got no reason, no reason to live.

(sung to the "short people" tune) Kitties Rule!...and Dogs Drool! "Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are not conformists. How could they be, with a cat running their lives? Louis Camuti Love & kitty licks, Rocky P.S. my apologies to all dogs and dog lovers... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 18, 2005

Strapping toast on a cat's back............................................

"If dropped toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet... what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" Stephen Wright Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 11, 2005

Rocky asks a non-philosophical and very stupid question!

Well, truth be told I didn't think it was so dumb at the time. In fact, I thought it made perfect sense. But the warden was not amused, not one teeny tiny bit. The sheet hit the fan, Lucifer broke loose and all of that. Wardens should really come with an instruction manual, so all of us cats don't... Sign in to see full entry.

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