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Wednesday, November 13, 2013

A blonde tried to sell her old car, but she couldn't find a buyer -

the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a girlfriend. "There may be a chance to sell that car easier,” said the girlfriend, “but it's not going to be legal." "That doesn't matter," said the blonde, "I want to sell this car." "Alright," said the girlfriend. "Here is the... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 9, 2013

I was desperate! My gorgeous blonde girlfriend was missing...

She had missed our date, she hadn’t called me or her family for three days, she wasn’t at her place – everybody was frantic! Then, suddenly today she showed up at my place, looking disheveled and distraught! “Oh honey,” she said as she threw herself into my arms, “”I’m so glad to be here!” “Darling!... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

My exquisitely beautiful blonde girlfriend just called me...

“Honey,” she said, “You won’t believe how lucky I was today...” “Oh? What happened?” “You see I was going for a walk in the park – it’s sooo beautiful...” “Yes it is, darling...” “So I was walking and looking at all those beautiful golden leaves...” “Yes, they are beautiful...” “So I’m walking... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 1, 2013

My fabulously gorgeous blonde girlfriend and I were out for a drive.

After a while she felt a little peckish and wanted something to eat. We happened to be on the fast-food strip, I told her to pick anything she liked, and as we were riding along she kept calling out the signs. “McDonalds? Naah...,” she said. “KFC? Naah...” “A&W? Naah...” “Mexican Telephone Company?... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

My stunning blonde girlfriend called me...

“Honey,” she said, you know I have enrolled in this math course, don’t you?” “Yes, sweetheart, I remember – good move...” “Well, I had my first test today – but I think I probably flunked, and it’s all your fault! “ My fault?” Yeah! You see these were all ‘True or False’ questions... “Should have... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 20, 2013

Today I had a call from my scrumptious blonde girlfriend...

“Honey,” she said, “there’s something wrong here...” “What’s the problem now, darling?” “Well, I bought this yellow paint for the kitchen – and they cheated me!” “That’s terrible! How did they cheat you?” “I sniffed – it smells exactly like the white paint I bought for the bedroom...” Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

My ravishingly gorgeous blonde girlfriend and I were driving along...

“Oh, look, honey, a Porsche,” she called out and pointed at a big black-and-white... “Ahh...See the lights on top, sweetie?” “Of course! “So what makes you think it’s a Porsche?” “Can't you see? It says ‘911’ on the door, duh...” Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 14, 2013

“Excuse me”, says the blonde, “What time is it right now?”

“It’s 10:25,” says the brunette after looking at her watch. “You know, it's the weirdest thing,” says the blonde. “I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer..." Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 5, 2013

My amazingly beautiful blonde girlfriend and her sister had volunteered

to do some work on a Habitat for Humanity house. So I thought I’d drop in to see how they were doing. When I got there, they were nailing down siding, and I noticed my girlfriend would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Just then her sister... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 29, 2013

I had a phone call from my gorgeous blonde girlfriend today...

She didn’t sound good at all, and her voice was kind of muffled. “Honey,” she said, “I’m in the hospital – it’s all your fault...” “ What??? You’re in the hospital?” “Yeah, and it’s your fault...” “ My fault? What the hell did you do now? “You know I bought this new gas barbeque...” “Yeah, and? “And... Sign in to see full entry.

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