My voluptuous blonde girlfriend called me last night…
“Honey,” she said, “I can’t take it any longer!” “What’s the problem, darling?” “You know this computer you gave me so I could learn how to use it?” “Yeah…so?” “It’s playing tricks on me, and I don’t know what to do any more…” “Tricks? I don’t understand…” “Well, I don’t understand it either, and... Sign in to see full entry.