Twas the Night before Christmas, the New and Improved Version...
We all know C.C. Moore’s poem. It’s been a thorn in the eyes of many a beholder for a long time now, offending them and infringing on their human rights. That’s why I am so grateful to a friend of mine for sending me the new, clean version, which we can all recite joyfully. Mind you, he did slip up... Sign in to see full entry.