Wednesday, February 16, 2005
Have You Ever Wondered About Spelling In The English Language?
Why is it that the English language is always breaking its own rules? Why is it that words that are spelled similarly sound so different? Is there any rhyme or reason? Here's one of my favorite essays by Mark Twain and his solution to this erratic spelling conundrum: A Plan for the Improvement of...
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Thursday, February 3, 2005
I'll Click (At Least) Once A Day On The Blogs Of The First Person To Answer
Well, to answer correctly and give the specific answer I am looking for. Or rather, the correct question, since I'm giving the answer (yeah, like Jeopardy). I will click on your blogs at least once a day for a week (if Blogit doesn't boot me for non-payment, that is). The answer is forty-two. What...
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Friday, January 21, 2005
"The sex was wonderful. Making love, I didn't do."
Don't you just love it when your neighbors talk sooooooo loudly that you are able to find things out about them you never wished to know?
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Monday, January 17, 2005
Hrmmm...I Wonder
Where did the phrase "colder than a witch's tit" originate? And how did the person who first started using that phrase know just how cold a witch's tit is?
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Wednesday, January 12, 2005
I Swear! I'm Just Going To Stop Watching TV Altogether!!!
Okay! The Quizno's baby is sorta cute... SORTA! It's definitely cuter than the singing psycho gerbils from Hell! BUT IT STILL GRATES ON EVERY LAST NERVE OF MINE!
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In Spending Tons Of Time In Front Of A Computer Doing Research . . .
... One finds that when one spends hours on one's ass, said ass becomes numb! Then when one finally does get up and allows blood to flow back into one's ass, said ass hurts like hell!
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Saturday, January 8, 2005
Ack! There's A Limit To How Many People Can Be On Your People List!
I try to place all the people who have commented on my work on my people list. But yesterday I found out that there is a certain number of people allowed on said list. I tried to place someone on my list and was told that my list was full! *gasp* I think I'll empty the list completely since I feel...
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Thursday, December 30, 2004
* SSSSSSCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMM*
Feb- RU -ary! Feb- RU -ary! Feb- RU -ary! Feb- RU -ary! Feb- RU -ary! Feb- RU -ary! Feb- RU -ary! Feb- RU -ary! Feb- RU -ary! Feb- RU -ary! Feb- RU -ary! Feb- RU -ary! Feb- RU -ary! Feb- RU -ary! Feb- RU -ary! Feb- RU -ary! Feb- RU -ary! Feb- RU -ary! Feb- RU -ary! Feb- RU -ary! Feb- RU -ary! Feb-...
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Wednesday, December 29, 2004
Transportation Secretary Orders Airline Probe
Ahh yes... when I read the above headline on AOL News, I got an interesting picture in my mind: A jet plane with a big, huge thumb up its rear exit. If only I could draw...
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Tuesday, December 28, 2004
Today
Today, so far, I have mailed in resumes to two places and hand delivered resumes to two places. I also signed up for a sign language class so that I can get back into learning the language I so love. Things are starting to look up. I can't wait for the sign language class to start in January! I'm...
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