Thursday, March 31, 2005
Ambien
Ambien. Ambien will help me sleep. Sleep. Now I'll sleep.
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Saturday, March 26, 2005
Breakfast Is The Most Important Meal Of The Day--Or So They Say
Coffee and jellybeans! Breakfast of champions... and my own breakfast this very morning!
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Thursday, March 24, 2005
Since It's Getting Pretty Darm Close To Easter
If you had a bag of jelly beans, what flavor would you eat first and why? Also, what flavor would you eat last, and why? Finally, are there any flavors you absolutely will not eat?
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Tuesday, March 22, 2005
It's Time For An Execution!
FactorFiction left a comment on one of homegirl 's posts that wished her good luck in executing a plan. Now, with the way my brain works, I often twist things or think of meanings to words that are totally out of context. In this case, my immediate thoughts were, "How do you execute a plan? Can it...
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Monday, March 21, 2005
An Off-Color Joke
I'm currently reading a book called Blood of My Blood. It is about Italians in America. In it the author writes down a joke he's heard and doesn't like. I, however, laughed when I read it. And since I am part Italian, I feel I am allowed to laugh and to pass it on. What sound does a pizza make when...
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Thursday, March 17, 2005
Why Interpreters Must Be Careful And Scrupulous
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Monday, March 14, 2005
What Is The Meaning Of This Lyric?
"She's a maniac, maniac I know/ And she's dancing like she's never danced before" Does it mean that she's dancing as if she's never danced in her life? Or does it mean she's dancing in a manner in which she's never danced? Ahhh... the nuances of the English language.
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005
MSARIES This One Is For You!
To All Bloggers: If Dr. Phil came to your town, and you had a chance to speak to him, what would you ask him? Or what would you say to him?
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Sunday, March 6, 2005
Saw A Book In The Store Today . . .
Suzanne Sommers.... Quick And Easy I just had to laugh.
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Friday, February 18, 2005
What Constitutes Homicide?
If you kill someone who is attempting to play the recorder and NOT doing a good job at it, is that justifiable homicide? After all, it is getting rid of noise pollution and keeping people like me from going insane. Why the heck aren't kids in school today??????
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