OB's Musings

Monday, May 9, 2005

Unless It's A Man's Name, Herb Is Pronounced With A Silent H!

The stuff you use to flavor food is called herbs--ERBs not HERB. You pronounce the H only when you are talking about someone named Herb. Not about plants! Sign in to see full entry.

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My Bra Is Nowhere To Be Seen!!!

Or is is really? Think of the phrase, "nowhere to be seen." Isn't everything almost always somewhere to be seen by someone? Just because it's nowhere for us to see doesn't mean that it's nowhere for some other random person to see. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 5, 2005

She Had A Face That Launched A Thousand Ships

Does the above phrase mean that she had a face that looked like it'd been hit by a thousand champagne bottles? Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 4, 2005

Life's Little Truths

My aunt sent this to me today. So cute! GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4)... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 27, 2005

My Former Secretary Sent This To Me

Cute joke! Two little old ladies were attending a rather long church service. One leaned over and whispered, "My butt is going to sleep." "I know," replied her companion, "I heard it snore three times." Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, April 10, 2005

Gay Marriage And Whoopi

Whoopi just said something on her HBO comedy special that really made me laugh. She was talking about Bible thumpers quoting the Bible about how it is so wrong to be gay. Her point: "If you're so concerned about gay people getting married, don't marry one!" Then (and here I paraphrase): "They didn't... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, April 4, 2005

Saddness

Do you ever feel like you just want to cry and not know why? Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 31, 2005

Ambien

Ambien. Ambien will help me sleep. Sleep. Now I'll sleep. Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, March 26, 2005

Breakfast Is The Most Important Meal Of The Day--Or So They Say

Coffee and jellybeans! Breakfast of champions... and my own breakfast this very morning! Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 24, 2005

Since It's Getting Pretty Darm Close To Easter

If you had a bag of jelly beans, what flavor would you eat first and why? Also, what flavor would you eat last, and why? Finally, are there any flavors you absolutely will not eat? Sign in to see full entry.

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