OB's Musings

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Thursday, February 15, 2007

Sometimes I Read Books . . . . . . . .

Okay, I ALWAYS read books. But sometimes when I am reading a book for a while and I put said book down, my thoughts immediately following are in the language of the book. If it's a fantasy novel, my thoughts are flowing the the language of fantasy. If it's Jane Austin, my thoughs are in the language... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 15, 2007

I'm Getting Old!

I was telling J's daughter the story of the guy who told me I'm a bad person. When I got to the end of the story and said Dustin Hoffman's name, she said, "Who?" *sigh* Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Things That Are Irritating Me At The Moment

People who make careless mistakes because they are in a rush People who talk crap about others behind their backs but are sweet as ever to their faces People who see you doing something that requires concentration, but they still insist on talking to you about whatever is going on in their lives.... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Sarcastic? Me? Never!

You're Totally Sarcastic You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You? Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

I Know I Shouldn't Laugh Because Polar Bear Genitals Are Shrinking

I saw an article on Yahoo! about how scientists have found that polar bear genitals are shrinking and how that could endanger the longevity of the species. However, the reporter must have a sense of humor. He talks about how polar bear numbers may "peter" out. He includes a quote about someone... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Wwwwwaaaaahhhhh!!!!! *****SOB*****

MY FEET HUUUUUUUURRRRRTTTTTT!!!!!! Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Did We Even Know What We Were Singing Back Then???

Great big globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts Marinated monkey meat Chopped up parakeet French-fried eyeballs swimming in a bloody pool.......Something about eating it all with a spoon...... YUCK! Who came up with that song??? Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Birdsong -- Is It Birds Of A Feather?

Okay. So if a cardinal hatches and grows up in Hawai`i, will that cardinal be able to understand a cardinal who was hatched and grew up in, say, Africa? And can a mynah bird understand what a finch is saying? Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Help!

I'm stuck in a Crimson Room, and I can't get out! Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Just Finished Reading The Number One Blog In All Categories

That took a while. Don't know how people do it every day. But there were quite a bit of interesting tales told. I enjoyed it. Sign in to see full entry.

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