Tuesday, May 17, 2005
I Have Figured Out What A Woman's Perfect Man Is!!!
This popped into my head as I was trying to fall asleep. The perfect man for every woman: A chocolate Adonis.
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Monday, May 16, 2005
I Just Don't Get It
I wrote what I thought was a pretty good post in OB about my experience with a girl with Down's Syndrome, but I get only one comment. In fact, it doesn't look like very many people even read the post. Makes me feel so unloved.
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Friday, May 13, 2005
Stayfree Maxipads And Water Just Don't Mix
I left this in a comment to a post by Orca_Belle. Okay... so when we graduated high school, each of my group of friends had a party. One of the parties was exceptionally interesting. We were on some land in Keanae, Maui. There was one house on the land, and the rest was totally empty. My friend, L,...
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Monday, May 9, 2005
Unless It's A Man's Name, Herb Is Pronounced With A Silent H!
The stuff you use to flavor food is called herbs--ERBs not HERB. You pronounce the H only when you are talking about someone named Herb. Not about plants!
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My Bra Is Nowhere To Be Seen!!!
Or is is really? Think of the phrase, "nowhere to be seen." Isn't everything almost always somewhere to be seen by someone? Just because it's nowhere for us to see doesn't mean that it's nowhere for some other random person to see.
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Thursday, May 5, 2005
She Had A Face That Launched A Thousand Ships
Does the above phrase mean that she had a face that looked like it'd been hit by a thousand champagne bottles?
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Wednesday, May 4, 2005
Life's Little Truths
My aunt sent this to me today. So cute! GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4)...
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Wednesday, April 27, 2005
My Former Secretary Sent This To Me
Cute joke! Two little old ladies were attending a rather long church service. One leaned over and whispered, "My butt is going to sleep." "I know," replied her companion, "I heard it snore three times."
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Sunday, April 10, 2005
Gay Marriage And Whoopi
Whoopi just said something on her HBO comedy special that really made me laugh. She was talking about Bible thumpers quoting the Bible about how it is so wrong to be gay. Her point: "If you're so concerned about gay people getting married, don't marry one!" Then (and here I paraphrase): "They didn't...
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Monday, April 4, 2005
Saddness
Do you ever feel like you just want to cry and not know why?
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