Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Wow!
When I first saw this picture I could see one thing only. Then I read what it really was! Do you see both images? Don't be a liar and say you do when you really do not!
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Are You All Doctors?
Why is it that, when a person gets sick, everyone he or she runs into suddenly becomes an expert on how to get rid of the cold?
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Friday, March 30, 2007
I Saw This Headline In The Toronto Daily News:
"Hicks to Serve 7 Years in Prison" Don't you think it's rather unfair to sentence all the hicks to prison simply for being who they are? (**Yes, I do know what the article is really about! I love to play with words, is all.)
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Thursday, February 15, 2007
Sometimes I Read Books . . . . . . . .
Okay, I ALWAYS read books. But sometimes when I am reading a book for a while and I put said book down, my thoughts immediately following are in the language of the book. If it's a fantasy novel, my thoughts are flowing the the language of fantasy. If it's Jane Austin, my thoughs are in the language...
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Monday, January 15, 2007
I'm Getting Old!
I was telling J's daughter the story of the guy who told me I'm a bad person. When I got to the end of the story and said Dustin Hoffman's name, she said, "Who?" *sigh*
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Thursday, November 16, 2006
Things That Are Irritating Me At The Moment
People who make careless mistakes because they are in a rush People who talk crap about others behind their backs but are sweet as ever to their faces People who see you doing something that requires concentration, but they still insist on talking to you about whatever is going on in their lives....
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Monday, October 23, 2006
Sarcastic? Me? Never!
You're Totally Sarcastic You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?
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Wednesday, August 23, 2006
I Know I Shouldn't Laugh Because Polar Bear Genitals Are Shrinking
I saw an article on Yahoo! about how scientists have found that polar bear genitals are shrinking and how that could endanger the longevity of the species. However, the reporter must have a sense of humor. He talks about how polar bear numbers may "peter" out. He includes a quote about someone...
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Saturday, April 15, 2006
Wwwwwaaaaahhhhh!!!!! *****SOB*****
MY FEET HUUUUUUUURRRRRTTTTTT!!!!!!
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Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Did We Even Know What We Were Singing Back Then???
Great big globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts Marinated monkey meat Chopped up parakeet French-fried eyeballs swimming in a bloody pool.......Something about eating it all with a spoon...... YUCK! Who came up with that song???
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