Old News (The Unbearable Lightness Of Blogging)

Okay, I've only been back in NYC for a few days, and I've already had my first celebrity sighting! And guess who it was?! I'll give you a hint... he has brownish hair. Anyways, I was feeling really rammy, right? So I went for a walk. And during my walk, I pass this deli. And who do I see coming out... Sign in to see full entry.

Don't you hate it when you're right in the middle of reading, and someone comes up and just starts talking real loud, and asking a bunch of questions? And then, when you tell him to "hold on" because you're "coming to the end of a chapter", he gets all annoyed and impatient? I have a professor who's... Sign in to see full entry.

You know, I really wish my friends weren't so rude! Just the other day, I told Manon how ugly her dress was, and she didn't even compliment me on my keen fashion sense! You can read more of my (seemingly infinite) wisdom here: How To Keep A Man http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LifeBlog/374334 Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, my summer vacation ended much like it began: with a few laughs, a lot of tears, and one shocking act of senseless brutality *. Meanwhile, I barely even put a dent in my reading list (for school). In fact, the only book I actually read from cover to cover was the cable guide. However, on the... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, yesterday afternoon, I'm standing in line at the drug store, trying to avoid eye contact with the other customers, when my cell phone rings. It's Noelle (one of my best friends): ME: Hello? NOELLE: Hey, guess who died? ME: Who? HER: Glenn Ford! ME: Seriously?! Oh, that is such great news! ME... Sign in to see full entry.

Great news! I don't have pneumonia! Whew! What a relief! I mean, I have leukemia, but still. Just joking! Greater news! My mother has relented! She will once again allow me to post hurtful and damaging personal stuff about my family! Thank God! Why the sudden change of heart, you ask? She said she... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, not to be overly dramatic about the situation, but I am very likely writing to you today from my deathbed. You see, I first began to sense something was terribly wrong yesterday morning, when, try as I might, I was unable to muster up the strength to do anything other than lie in bed all day... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, anyways, I spent all day yesterday cleaning the house. That's what I was doing. I mean, if anyone was wondering, or anything. Why would I waste a perfectly good Saturday doing that, you ask? Good question. The answer is: because my mother said that if I helped out around the house more, it... Sign in to see full entry.

Click on thumbnail for larger view: Here's a photo of a really scary bush near my house. What's so scary about some bush, you ask? Well, it's kinda hard to explain, actually. First of all, try to imagine what it might look like at night. In the dark. Are you doing that? Okay, now, picture a bunch of... Sign in to see full entry.

A few moments ago, I presented my mother with several proposals for tonight's post. All of which she quickly rejected (for various reasons). Though she seemed most offended by one which began, " My grandmother was a very hard woman to get close to. And, I don't just mean because of the smell." So,... Sign in to see full entry.