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Saturday, October 6, 2007

Unnatural Selection

Soooo, we were out hiking in the woods today, when we came across a sign which read, "ARCHERY HUNT IN PROGRESS". And then a thought occurred to me. After all this time, how come deer still haven't evolved bright orange fur? Think about it. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 5, 2007

A Word to the Wise

If someone ever offers you something that seems too good to be true, it probably is. But go ahead and take it, anyway. Just in case. I mean, what's the worst that could happen? And you might end up with something really good! Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Something Scary You Need To Know Before You Check Out Your Next Book

Soooo, I'm at the library today, attempting to fight a couple completely outrageous "overdue book charges". It isn't about the money (75 cents), it's the principle of the thing. Those charges are bogus, and they know it! I never received any "notifications via email"! Anyways, I'm standing there,... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

My Very Own Personal Online Predator

Soooo, I had to change my email address again. You see, several weeks ago, I started getting these creepy emails in the middle of the night. And when I open them, all they "say" is: * breathing heavily * I swear, it's, like, totally freaking me out! Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

My Concise Early Review of ABC's New Sitcom "Cavemen"

It sucks. Don't watch it. P.S. I'll be able to elaborate further after the first episode airs tonight. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Proving My Mother Wrong Once Again (plus Week 4 NFL Picks!)

During breakfast this morning, I was really upset because Pavel stole the last of the blueberry waffles. So I started crying. And then my mother accused me of being "childish". But you see, in reality, it was actually she who was the childish one... because I'm rubber, and she's glue. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Coping With A Bad Breakup

I think I'm starting to become a little obsessed with my ex-boyfriend, James. Although not in a creepy, stalker-type way or anything. It's just that we keep running into each other everywhere. Like the other day, for instance, he was coming home from a date just at the exact time I happened to be... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Possible Major Scientific Breakthrough!!

Now, I'm not saying I actually spotted him today, or anything. However, hypothetically speaking, do you think it's at all possible that Sasquatch could have (somehow) migrated to New York City? And if so, would he be likely to eat at Arby's? Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Some Very Sad News Involving Little Timmy

Soooo, anyways, I received some really bad news in the mail today. Sadly, it seems little Timmy has taken a turn for the worse. Apparently, he tried to strangle the dog. Therefore, it looks like he may have to be sent away to a "facility" where he can receive the "special care" he so desperately... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Life Lessons (plus A Shocking Realization!)

Soooo, I learned a valuable lesson last Friday afternoon. If you're going to cut school and fake your own death... DON'T post about it in your blog beforehand. In fact, technically speaking, I'm still on punishment. However, at least I've finally regained my "phone and internet privileges". Oh, btw,... Sign in to see full entry.

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