Mock Weddings To Counter "Homosexual Coup-de-tat" of Texas Culture
HOUSTON J-P SAYS HE’LL MARRY SAME-SEX CHARACTERS THROUGH NOVEMBER REFERENDUM Houston (State Bore News) -- In a move he says is necessary to call attention to November’s referendum on same sex unions in Texas, Houston Justice of the Peace Pete Hillary has announced he will perform weekly mock weddings of "obviously homosexual" characters from American literature and popular culture. "This goes beyond Tinky-Winky and Sponge Bob Square Pants, although they are among the betrothed," Hillary said... Sign in to see full entry.