Sunday, March 25, 2007SOUTHERN GOOD OLS BOY'S RULESThe 'Rules'are as follows!!! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-65 goes north and south. Pick... Sign in to see full entry.New words--which ones will you add to your working vocabulary?1. Cashtration (n.): the act of buying or building a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus (n.): a person who's both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxication (n.): euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation (n.): coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone (n.): the substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone... Sign in to see full entry. |