Jeff's Jots

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Friday, September 13, 2013

Sociable Parking

I saw a sign in a parking lot that said "Reserved Employee Parking Only" I guess more sociable employees have to park elsewhere Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 9, 2013

Not my son

My parents are concerned about my safety if I move into a first floor condominium. I'm not concerned at all, but then I'm not my son. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Jimmy or Jimmy?

I get Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon mixed up. All I know is that they are both late night comedians and one of them is either going to be taking over the Tonight Show or already has Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Should we ever give up?

"The only way you don't win is if you give up" That's what the person running the carnival game said. Pretty good way to look at life isn't it? I wonder though: Is it never okay to give up? Or is it sometimes in our best interests to give up on something? Is persistence always the right idea? I know... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Surprize either way?

Isn't just as much of a surprize to find out a baby's sex before it's born as when it's born? Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Celebrating an Anniversary?

There are signs around town announcing the 40th anniversary of the local hospital. I'm not sure how to respond to this. Am I supposed to get sick so I can go to the hospital and help them celebrate? Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, July 26, 2013

My first poem

People come from here and there People come from everywhere. People come from far away. And find themselves a place to stay My second grade teacher posted that on the wall outside the classroom along with a few others she liked. It was my first indication that I had a gift for writing Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Worshipping Me

My girllfriend wants to spend every minute with me.It's like she worships me. Of course that's really the proper way to relate to me but no one else seems to know that Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Grass is always greener

If you went outside in July and asked 100 people whether they prefer summer or winter, 90 of them would say winter. If you asked the same people the same question in January 90 of them would say summer. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, July 5, 2013

Almost Zero

I think if you're going to play the lottery, the ideal number of tickets to buy is one. If you don't buy a ticket you're chances are zero. If you buy one ticket, your chances are almost zero. If you buy 1,000 tickets, your chances are still almost zero Sign in to see full entry.

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