Tuesday, July 2, 2013
I finally figured out the difference between a nutritionist and a dietician. A nutritionist says "If it tastes bad, it's good for you." A dietician says "If it tastes good, it's bad for you. Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, April 22, 2013
Too good looking
my driver's license picture doesn't look much like me. That's because I have the kind of good looks that can't be captured in a mere photograph. Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, April 11, 2013
Forgiving Myself
The hardest person for me to forgive is myself. Fortunately it doesn't come up very often because I'm ALMOST perfect. Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, March 21, 2013
The (dirty word) contest
originally posted Jan 29, 2005 The following story contains a "four letter word" which is essential to the story. So if you're offended by cursing you may want to stop reading here. My friend Bruce was dating a woman named Rosemary. Rosemary played the accordian and was serious enough about it that... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, March 16, 2013
Unrealistic--So what?
Originally posted March 28, 2003 Let's have a show of hands. How many of you have been told "That's impossible" That will never happen" "Be realistic" The worst advice you can get is "be realistic" Being realistic really means settling for less than what you really want. The happiest people are the... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, March 15, 2013
Multi-tasking in the Men's Room
Originally posted October 9,2006 I was working at a nearby college registering students. The first day of classes was a madhouse, students signing up for classes, students adding classes, students dropping classes ect ect. It was so busy that the boss shortened our lunch break from a half hour to... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
The disembodied hand
originally posted Jan 17, 2004 I was fifteen maybe sixteen. It was Saturday. I took the bus to the mall to have lunch, play some pinball, maybe meet some friends. The usual. Had a coupla slices of pizza and shortly thereafter I felt felt the need to "answer nature's call." The men's room was busy... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, March 10, 2013
Smart Aleck Request
Originally posted March 24, 2005 I was a few minutes early for class. The teacher was there doing paperwork. Two girls who had also arrived early were singing to pass the time until class started. The girls finished one song and asked if there were any requests. I said yes, I'd like to hear The... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, March 9, 2013
The person I love most
When I'm by myself I'm with the person I love most Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, March 7, 2013
My Most Meaningful McMuffin
Originally posted May 17, 2003 One of the most meaningful and memorable gifts I ever received cost less than $2.00 and was gone in less than ten minutes. It was an egg mcmuffin. It all started one Thursday afternoon when my supervisor, Ward, ask me a question about my girlfriend Diane. I told him... Sign in to see full entry.