Eating "right" Wrong for me
If I tried to eat "right" I would be dead within a year. The stress would kill me. Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, January 6, 2014
Sunday, January 5, 2014
resolutions I don't want to keep
My new year's resolutions are to waste money, gain weight and take up smoking. I never keep my resolutions, so I figure those would be good ones to make Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, December 13, 2013
There for a reason
Everything in my apartment is there for a reason. Usually the reason is that I haven't gotten around to throwing it out Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, November 22, 2013
Totally Selfish
I am totally selfish. I spend 24 hours a day making myself happy. I never do anything for any other reason Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Personal Trainer? No thanks
I would never pay for a personal trainer. I wouldn't even take a free one. I can decide for myself what exercises are best for me. Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, November 13, 2013
Oops!
Ran into a friend in the grocery store. Offered her a ride home. Before I remembered that I had walked to the store Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
97% Misleading
Geico Insurance claims it has a 97% customer satisfaction rating. Well whoop-de-do. That just means their dissatisfied customers are taking their business elsewhere Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, November 3, 2013
Too Lazy to Change
I don't feel like changing my clocks. I think I'll just wait five months until they're right again. Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, October 27, 2013
Couldn't happen
One of my facebook friends was asking for advice on how to get out of going to a "lame" party. I have no idea. That could never happen to me. Any party I attend would be great, because I would be there. Sign in to see full entry.
Verrrry careful
I don't want children so I'm very careful about birth control. If I get an email from a woman, I put a condom on before I read it. Sign in to see full entry.