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Saturday, February 18, 2006

OK--I've had it here!

Where do you draw the line? This journal has been sitting here for too long without the benefit of readers. I may be getting a little impatient, but I can't stand it any more. I have a case of itchy keyboard fingers. Say whatever you like, I'm sticking another post in this thing. I'll try to avoid... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 17, 2006

I'm Getting Some Tonight

Well, I've been over here most of the afternoon messing up all of my blogs. All of a sudden I noticed that I hadn't messed with my journal for quite a while. Somehow I had messed up everything but my darling journal. We're going out tonight. As soon as I close the little sweety out with this entry... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 15, 2006

No Sex with my Journal Tonight

The other night I was working on an entry for my journal and things just went crazy. The entry that was done during the incident is still in here, I think, but I just thought I better tell everyone to be careful with your journal. It can be a truly harrowing experience, being seduced by your... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006

I Saved the World Today

I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to excuse last night's truncated journal entry. Jorna, my Journal, and I got a little off the track when I was working on it. We got to messin' round, and I was lucky I got anything done. I went to visit a friend today to get a free lunch. You have probably heard that... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 12, 2006

Just me and my Journal

Sometimes it just gets a little too crazy around here, Ms. Journal. What's a guy supposed to do? If I say something I get in trouble, if I don't say anything, I don't get to post. What a dilemma. There are some nice people who expect something, and bums who want me to shut up. I shouldn't say that.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 9, 2006

Is Blogging Hazardous to Your Health?

The first issue that has to be dealt with here is the title of this post. For starters, Blogit now refers to a post as an entry. Well, nice effort guys, but I think that one is going to get all the way down the carrier deck at full throttle, fail to attain takeoff speed, and plop right off of the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 6, 2006

Where does Sap come from?

Dear Journal... dammit...are you listening to me? Here I am, talking to my Journal again. I keep reading writers who say, ''Keep a journal, keep a journal, you should always write in your journal.'' I prefer to talk to Ms. Journal before doing any writing. You know what sex therapists say about the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 3, 2006

Will your Shirt fit into your Shoes?

The question posed in the title of this article probably doesn't seem very relevant, but you can bet your potato sack that it is. Why? Well, it has been determined by scientists that extraterrestrials spotted around the Bermuda Triangle area cannot fit their shirts into their shoes. There are strong... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, January 28, 2006

No Diving From The Bridge

Did you ever see a sign that said that? I thought the best one was on the Canyon Lake bridge. The lake was so low that there was no water within half a mile. Maybe they put it there for the oxygenated morons. I guess they had to leave the sign up, though. If they took it down swimmers would have... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 20, 2006

Short Blog Entries are Easy On the Mind

The Surgeon General has determined that this thing may be hazardous to your health. Is there anyone here who has ever heard of: A Surgeon being a General, or A General being a Surgeon? Don't move into an area that is closer than 25 feet in diameter across the spherical axis, or farther than one... Sign in to see full entry.

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This blog has a new name that will express what kind of junk you will run into here. You don't have to read it if it irritates you in any way. I am leaving it in the Journal category because it won't agree with me on where it should live. I might change that later, but for now, here it is.

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