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Tuesday, January 17, 2006

What's in the Refrigerator?

Did you ever feel hungry and go to the refrigerator and find that there was nothing there that sounded good to eat? That happens to me a lot. OK, so now I'm having a problem with the Bloggerator. I wanted to put out some kind of fantastic entry for the evening, and there isn't a damned thing in the... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 7, 2006

Something You Should Know

This is an important explanation of an important explanation. You better check into it. It was put here because it is in the ''About This Blog'' column on the right of the blog page. No one ever reads that, so I am putting it here as a post since the About This crap is brand, rightnow, new. This is... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 5, 2006

Is it a SOFA or a COUCH?

I have read many blogs around here, and after awhile I started thinking, are some of these people nuts? There are blogs about the last time someone bit down on a nutshell, and about how to tear your toilet paper off the roll with minimum damage to the paint on the bathroom wall, and about mama made... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 3, 2006

I Have Returned

I think General MacArthur said that. I saw a picture of him standing in the back of a speedboat, holding up his hand, and saying ''I Shall Return'' as he left the Philippines. I'm just assuming that he said the same thing from the bow of a Battle Wagon when he returned. After all, he only had to... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 16, 2005

That Last Post was Invalid

This is a journal. By definition, a Journal is whatever you happened to be thinking about when you sat down with a pen that wanted intercourse. I don't really want to be crass, but it is a little bit like literary masturbation. (I like that word, don't you?) Well, the last post that I did made no... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 8, 2005

A Dumping of Garbage

I was getting rid of some inane junk in this blog. I kept this entry space here for a work area to put together new entries. You need one of those so you can get a new entry finished and buffed out before you copy/paste it as a new entry. If you do a new entry in place, people start reading while... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 2, 2005

Flashing Around Town

The whole thing started with finicky Molly. She was sitting on the headboard next to the lamp that she has garfed up by rubbing her nose on it. She was trying to read in the dark, so I turned the lamp on for her. All of a sudden, after I wait on her, she doesn't want to read any more. She starts a... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 28, 2005

Don't be a Sinful Blogger!!

What is a sinful blogger? A blogger who reads my junk. What makes them sinful? They jus' plain foo's. Don't take that personally. I actually do appreciate anyone who has the ability to read some of the crap that I put in these blogs. You'll have to excuse my attitude right now. I decided to go back... Sign in to see full entry.

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