Menopausal Mal

Louise asks if I'm "worried" then gamely offers a "discreet site that u can Buy Pills from safely." Jennifer wants to know my shipping address. And Jessica tells me that my "check is still waiting." What do all of these chicks have in common? They are all probably out-of-work middle aged male... Sign in to see full entry.

If it's Sunday, we must be plum out of money. And looking forward to starting our crash weight loss plan on Monday. That is what is indicated by the number of both Instant Cash-Line of Credit come ons (21) and "Winter Fat Be Gone" type promises (17). Those with "less than perfect credit are welcome"... Sign in to see full entry.

Do people get poorer as the week progresses? Fatter? Do their penises shrivel up? These seem to the only reasons I can think of to explain the upward trend of solutions to such problems showing up in my Spam Box as Friday approaches. Shopping deals decline - 12 today vs. 26 yesterday – and... Sign in to see full entry.

Yes, there's lots of doom and gloom out there in the real world, but in my Spam Box there are opportunities aplenty to amass a fortune without having to expend any effort. Just today, I was offered 7 jobs that will garner me the arbitrary amount of $1540 per week. Three will generate $147 per day.... Sign in to see full entry.

One of the funniest blogs to come down the pike is one that I cannot spell out here on Blogit. So, I will just give you big hints and you can find it yourself. My middle-aged cousin, with a gazillion degrees from Harvard, turned me on to it and now, I'm a fan. Google FU Penguin and you'll find it.... Sign in to see full entry.

I very rarely admit mistakes (See bumper sticker that reads: I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken), but this whole thing with AIG has really gotten out of hand; propelled by writers (ok, like me) who incite those torch and pitchfork-bearing masses to storm the gates. Yesterday, I was... Sign in to see full entry.

Pertaining to the AIG bonuses, I'd like to propose an addendum to this year's IRS tax forms. In addition to information about our own income and taxes deducted from said income, there should be a way to earmark these hard earned taxes so that the most deserving individuals, agencies and corporations... Sign in to see full entry.

The Jerry Springer Show is coming to Stamford! Yes, the whole production kit and caboodle will now be broadcast from one of our renovated but floundering live theater venues. This isn't without some controversy; today's front page in the Stamford Advocate includes a piece about the pastor of the... Sign in to see full entry.

I'm trying to determine if I feel funny today......ok, so I gave it a thought for three seconds and, no, I don't feel PARTICULARLY humorous. I didn't wake up laughing and didn't watch something to make me giggle so I don't have a capsulized story, per se to write down. But in the theater of the... Sign in to see full entry.

By this time next year, Ben will be through his first year of college. Not sure where he's going to go, but wherever he lands, he'll be happy. He's just that kind of kid. I was never the "overachieving, pressure-cooker" Mom who whispered "Yale, Harvard, Princeton" in her sons ears as they slept. I'm... Sign in to see full entry.