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Monday, May 8, 2006

The Guilt Post

Has humor disappeared from the world, or is it me? I was looking at the dates on my posts today, and this Humor Blog, my Great Galleon of Laughter, was laying fallow. The space between the last paragraph and this one represents a thought pause. In conclusion, I can only say one thing: nothing has... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 30, 2006

My Car Bumper Fell Off Today

''OK. So why did your car bumper fall off,'' asked the fat lady in the checkout line at Checker, as we waited for the checker to check us out. She had found a bag of donuts somewhere in the store, and was checking out of Checker with a dozen maple frosted, Culebras Venenosas. That's venomous snakes,... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

You Think You Have Everything?

You are quite wrong if you think you have everything. Besides being a totally absurd concept, even if it were possible to have everything, and you thought you had everything, you wouldn't. How can I so unequivocally make that statement? If you had everything, you would be lacking one thing: NOTHING.... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Don't Blog on an Empty Stomach!

Too many people are unaware of the dangers of blogging on an empty stomach. Anytime that you do that, you gamble with your fame and fortune. JUST SAY NO!! Why is it dangerous to blog on an empty stomach? You know how cranky and short-tempered a person becomes when their blood sugar drops, and their... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

I'm not sure what was happening here.

It may have been a problem with the transformer that the electric company has up. I took a picture to see if someone else might know the deal. Take a look at the picture I took, and see what you think. Does that look kind of goofy to you? A wino panhandler happened by while I was taking the picture.... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 2, 2006

Cranial Electromagnetics: Important Addendum

At first I put the following warning note in as a change to the preceding post. After a little consideration, I decided that I really needed to post it separately. The hope is to catch readers who have read the preceding post, but would not return to it to see the precautionary addendum. The... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 1, 2006

Cranial Electromagnetics: YES or NO?

Electromagnetics work--all Scientists and Engineers agree. If you don't believe me, call any physicist or electrical/electronics engineer that you can. If any of them says no, clarify the level of specificity of your question. They obviously misunderstood. There are a number of ways of approaching... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 27, 2006

Rebirth of a Blogskinner

I just figured out what I have been doing all wrong. Some people are able to be very successful at blogging by writing things that people like to read. You know the kind of stuff: interesting, entertaining, nice pictures of flowers or worms or flies or something. Kind of like an entertainment show... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 24, 2006

This Isn't a Bit Funny Ether

Take a look at the title of this post. I did that on purpose because this is a Humor blog and I thought that putting Ether instead of Either would get a bunch of people here to correct my error. How could anything be funnier than that? You can go ahead and correct me if you want, but when you make... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Wow! Is This NOT Funny!

This is in the humor category all right. Why? Well, it's like I explained before in a blog--well, maybe I didn't explain it before. Maybe I was thinking about it, but never got around to explaining it. Or maybe I was thinking about it and dreamed I explained it. Maybe it was in the dream I had last... Sign in to see full entry.

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