My Car Bumper Fell Off Today
''OK. So why did your car bumper fall off,'' asked the fat lady in the checkout line at Checker, as we waited for the checker to check us out. She had found a bag of donuts somewhere in the store, and was checking out of Checker with a dozen maple frosted, Culebras Venenosas. That's venomous snakes,... Sign in to see full entry.