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Sunday, July 30, 2006

Who is this guy, Ptolemy?

First off, how the heck do you pronounce a name like that? I have heard of a lot of weird things in the English language, but a silent P at the beginning of of a word? Whoa, wait a minute --it is actually quite common. There is pneumatic, pneumonia, psychologist, pterodactyl, Pteropus vampyrus, and... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Have You Seen a Martian Lately?

What do Martians look like? Yeah, sure, I've seen the phoney pictures of the skinny, bug-eyed guys on TV. That's just a bunch of crap that some guy came up with so that people would have a picture that they could attach their spookheaded ideas of extraterrestrials to. I mean let's get real. Those... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 17, 2006

I Forgot Me

You are probably saying ''What is this thing?'' Well, I thought about it for a long time and I finally figured it out. The reason it took so long is that I started working on Mister Blog after forgetting to put on my face. Now that I started out on this, I can't remember where I left it. Oh well.... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 6, 2006

This is a Tracking Blog

Don't get worried about it. I only use a Tracking Blog to keep track of what I'm doing. Right now I'm not doing anything except keeping track of my Tracking Blog. That may not seem to make any sense to you, but I have to do it. If I don't use a Tracking Blog to keep track, everything--the blog, what... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 16, 2006

Are You Ready?

I started this blog and the phone rang. It was some irritating SOB who was selling mortgages. Before I could get rid of him and go back to blogging, someone else called and told me, in some phoney/sweet voice, that they had me all set up to talk to one of their ''Asset Preservation Specialists.''... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 6, 2006

The Vinegar Blog

Writing for blogs is like making a fine wine. Stomp up a bunch of grapes, stick them in a barrel with a bunch of fermento crap, and let the stink sauce age. What do you get? In the wine process, you either get a great wine or a barrel of vinegar that stinks so bad that the hogs run when they see you... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 22, 2006

Watch For Falling Rocks

It's pretty amazing what happens when you start doing something and it goes totally out of control. I don't want to go into the details of a blog gone wild right now, but you probably know what I'm talking about without a bunch of explanations. The whole deal here is that I changed the name of the... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

I'm not Fed right now, but...

In my last post, which was really kind of crappy, I was very fed up. Then I became fed up with looking at that post, so I hereby bury it with this one. You can look at the last one if you want. I left it here so everyone would have an evidential basis for their inevitable statement, ''Wow! This one... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 15, 2006

Well, I Got Fed Up

That did it. I looked at the former name of this blog for about five minutes, and it had to go. So is this some kind of scam to get clicks? Which blog by which blogger is not? If you know about a blogger who isn't in the market for clicks, please tell them they should find something more rewarding... Sign in to see full entry.

This is not Absurd

I know. This is a humor blog. In the first place, hitting yourself with a stick is about as far from funny as anything can get. This whole blog is about as far from funny as anything can get. I'm writing in it this very minute, and I am not laughing at all. But anyway, let me get to the point. We... Sign in to see full entry.

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